"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”
Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.
Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn’t be the stupidest thing he’s ever said, had he actually said it.
I have to find this as a t-shirt…
In case you were wondering
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Swear, I had to do a double take on the source. xD
Didn’t see the community and came very close to sharing this as if it were real.
I hate that I had to check the source… You shouldn’t have to check the source on a headline like that :(
I’m sick of my onion-or-not dilemmas being resolved by looking at the community name. Can we get a c/maybetheonion?
Concealer is made with seed oil.
Wait, no horse dewormer this time?
It’s impossible to enjoy The Onion now.
I see theonion… I still don’t BELIEVE its theonion… fuck this timeline
it does fix one of the symptoms yes
And you can buy it from his wife.
I wish someone would “cure “the United States of RFK Junior
