My apologies for not marking this nsfw last time, I was in a rush because my break was almost over.
If you’re a man, get a vasectomy. They’re super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.
Mine was done in my doctor’s office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!
Highly recommended.
Reversal is not very successful
From what I read the reversal is not a 100% guarantee
Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free
Plus you get your wizard powers after 30
I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.
That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that’s relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.
My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don’t need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.
tubal litigation
Hello, I am a practicing genital lawyer. May I see them tubes plx?
What if I told you there is a way…
Having a vasectomy was the best thing I did for my couple sex life.
Now it’s just worry free creampies all the time.
got a vaccination two years ago and I live carefree. :) edit: got autocorrected, I meant vasectomy ^^
Chemical castration?
no. got my tubes snipped.
Your comment got autocorrected to “vaccination”. Just FYI.
Kinda like a vaccine against kids in a way
Take your upvote and get out
They never really check
And here I thought the autism they gave you were bad enough.
haha