I don’t think I wanna know
Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
Starving, because I couldn’t remember where I hid my nuts.
My dog finds and eats squirrel peanuts semi-regularly on walks. It’s cuter than when he tries to catch them directly.
It finally caught up to me
The fucking Russians, of course.
Oh god
Morti means “of death” in Latin. I guess I’m going to die of death…
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that’s a vibe killer now, because it doesn’t feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
I’m not sure I want to know…
You wouldn’t understand
Inviting my Farmville girlfriend over.
Not the Fediverse Chick?
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