• CanadaGeese@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    I wouldnt be suprised if putin beat his ass. They both might be old decrepit fucks but putin has martial arts training at least. This response to one of my countries government officials is also what pushed me over to finally dropping as much american everything as possible.

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      My money would be on Putin for sure. There’s no way Musk’s pale, puffy body has ever been in a real fight, unless you count lying on your back and kicking upwards while screaming to be “fighting” per se.

      A more interesting contest would be between Musk and Trump, since Trump outweighs him by probably 80 pounds and has much greater reach. Plus the force of his punches would be concentrated into a smaller area!

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        Putin is 8 inches shorter and 20 years older than Musk.

        Then again Putin would have the very best doping program in the world, Musk would probably take a bunch of unproven experimental hormones and ketamine, not work out, and get an ever weirder looking body.

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      before the Ukraine war felon wanted to open a tesla factory in russia, he and putin want to do buisness together and the war in an inconvenience, it is all about $$