A luxury cruise line is offering sex tours to the ice continent to swap partners and learn new coital positions. It seems out of place.
      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 days ago

        Probably more likely to die from beastiality rape.

        I was thinking cruise ship waste but uh… yeah… that’ll probably fuck up a penguin

      • Kitathalla@lemy.lolEnglish
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        2 days ago

        As a matter of fact, yes. I was talking to a vet at a friend’s wedding, and he casually mentioned that working with simians is a dangerous field for many reasons that you wouldn’t think of, like their herpesvirus strains killing us.

          • Kitathalla@lemy.lolEnglish
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            2 days ago

            Well, yeah. The only way to get it is from contact with an infected monkey, or something that has recently contacted them, like a needle.

            • venusaur@lemmy.worldEnglish
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              1 day ago

              With no end to deforestation in sight, and fixing the housing crisis, monkeys have been sharing crack houses with humans