Pointless nugget:

This was tweeted to @VoiceOfOBrien aka Liam O’Brien who voiced Gollum in Middle-Earth: Shadow of War

MFW I see that Sauron is a fellow pineapple enthusiast: “Okay, let’s hear him out.”

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/ >🍕🍕🍕 3 to the Elves

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/ >🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 7 to the Dwarf lords

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/ >🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 9 to the race of Men

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🍍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another pizza was made.

What followed was an age of peace, since all of them felt appreciated by management 😌

Hard to feel sorry for them, tbh. If you can’t tell something’s up when they slice the pizza into 19 slices, you’re kinda cooked.