President Donald Trump has signed an executive order declaring English as the official language of the United States, saying it will help ensure a "unified and cohesive society” in a nation that has long prided itself on being the “melting pot of the world.”
how many times can you add the extra ‘u’, flip around ‘er/re’, or use a british term or slang no ‘real american’ would understand, before you’re obligated to have beans for breakfast?
Just start using Cockney rhyming slang.