Netanyahu’s embrace of Trump’s “resortification” of Gaza is corporate colonialism draped in security theater. Ethnic cleansing rebranded as “voluntary departure” doesn’t fool anyone with a map—relocating millions into Jordanian deserts or Egyptian austerity is a logistical fantasy. The PA’s sudden relevance after years of sidelining proves this is less about governance and more about erasing Palestinian agency.

Meanwhile, the “fragile ceasefire” is humanitarian theater. Israel’s northern buffer zones and Hezbollah’s posturing are just geopolitical chessboard moves, while Netanyahu clings to power like a corruption-adjacent barnacle. Protests demanding hostages’ return? Performative outrage in a democracy that’s become a coalition of survivalists.

The Arab League’s scramble for alternatives reeks of desperation. The EU’s reconstruction pledges? Gasoline on a burning house. Everyone’s invested in the spectacle except the people actually living in rubble.