Title. It seems like the police just chose a random person to have someone to prosecute.

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    I mean he’s visibly not, but he’s hot so I’m cool with seeing pictures of him

    The dude who shot the guy and the smiling man from that surveillance footage are visibly two different guys, wearing different clothes, and neither of them has Luigi’s stunning eyebrows. They managed to catch him in a nearby mcdonald’s, with the murder gun and a manifesto written by ChatGPT in his car. I know when I go out murdering CEOs, I’m always sure to keep the murder gun in my car where police can easily find it days after the murder