Have you ever looked at a map and thought, “You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.” Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality.
Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!
Yes, you heard that right.
California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen.
The Tremendous Plan
- Crowdfunding Goal of $1 trillion (give or take a few billion). That’s just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. Skip a few lattes, and you’re golden.
- We’ll send our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.
- It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.
- Danish Values: We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.
Måke Califørnia Great Ægain
Disclaimer: This campaign is 100% real… in our dreams
I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords but, as much as I hate to say it, you can’t afford us Denmark.
If California contributed Danish level taxes they’d be able to buy themselves into the system. It’s like a layaway plan
That would be amazing.