Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up1256
arrow-up1256external-linkTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-squareThrowawayOnLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·3 months agoAnd this helps me pay for groceries, how?
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoWhen a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoAnd with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!
And this helps me pay for groceries, how?
When a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
And with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!
that’s the neat part
Paying for groceries is woke.