Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1207
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minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·19 hours agolemme guess. he slobbers all over his straws and the one time he was served a paper-based straw it got a little ‘mushy’.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 hours agoPaper straws do get mushy all the time, even if you don’t slobber all over them. On the other hand, they have a much less severe microplastics problem and I think my brain and balls are running out of room for microplastics.
minus-square100@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 hours agolike windmills ruined his golf course view so they must be the worst way to generate energy
lemme guess. he slobbers all over his straws and the one time he was served a paper-based straw it got a little ‘mushy’.
Paper straws do get mushy all the time, even if you don’t slobber all over them.
On the other hand, they have a much less severe microplastics problem and I think my brain and balls are running out of room for microplastics.
like windmills ruined his golf course view so they must be the worst way to generate energy