A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.
The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.
The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.
Someone, somewhere, is about to make the mother of all omeletes