• RandomVideos@programming.dev
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    46 minutes ago

    I will commit the crime written in article 248 of the special part of the Romanian Penal Code by attempting and failing to commit the crime written in article 244 of the special part of the Romanian Penal Code by telling people they will become rich if they give me money

  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    13·
    6 hours ago

    Exactly. Don’t threaten politicians. Just wish horrible things upon them that are acts no human being could ever carry out. Let God do the dirty work for you. That way it’s not a threat.

    Dear Lord in Heaven, please open a sink hole directly beneath the president and his cabinet, and have the Earth swallow them whole, never to be seen again. Bend the earth to your will as if the bowels of Hell itself were reaching up to finally claim their own.

    I also recommend wishing lightning strikes, wild animal maulings, and just good old-fashioned heart attacks upon people. I personally think Trump being mauled to death by a wild bald eagle would be an incredibly fitting way for the fat bastard to finally die.

    It’s perfectly legal to wish death upon evil men. It’s only a true threat if it’s actionable. And it clearly cannot be actionable if it’s something no human being has any control over.

  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
    41·
    9 hours ago

    Just a reminder, it’s very difficult to erase anything from the Fediverse and Lemmy chats are not private.

    • ebolapie@lemmy.world
      5·
      7 hours ago

      One time I passed a horse in the street. A bunch of times, actually.

      I have also caught a fish with my bare hands. One time after I threw a rock at it. I have also fished from camelback, and I was wearing pajamas. I have also chased a fish in a Louisiana state park (we were playing tag). I got a fish drunk in Cleveland. I have also used dynamite to fish in Pennsylvania.

      There are a lot of laws about fish