- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
Medical device programmers:
Animals are individuals, servers are cattle!
The Vegan GitOps lifestyle
We test on humans
You work at Unit 731? I did, for a while, but the employee break lounge was always out of coffee. Not that I drink coffee, but I still thought that was disrespectful to the torture staff.
It’s called dark humor, leave me alone.
But is the software written by developers with access to the outside and daylight? Even if they prefer to shun it and choose blackout curtains.
I too oppose animals testing computers. They have no clue what they’re doing
i’m opposed to Grandma asking for IT support
Grandma gets a smartphone
Idk, I love when rabbit beat me in Call of Duty
They live along with us.
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a bulldog gets onto a treadmill
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a dog is trained to press buttons on the floor to express their desires
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AI is used to decipher an animals language meaning and speech recognition
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Koko the gorilla using celebrities to do marketing and guarantee TV time and our attention.
All these things are animals using tech.
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