Each of these reads like an extremely horny and angry man yelling their basest desires at Pornhub’s search function.

  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Makes sense. I grew up playing videogames where I would shot stuff that was in my way. That is why in real life I use a gun to get thru traffic. I also played a game for a while where I rode on the back of a lizard and ate mushrooms to grow larger. Which is pretty much my typical weekday.

    For you see I have not hit the level of mental development of most 3 year olds and can not separate our playtime from the real world. Just like the hypothetical people in your example.

    Now if you excuse me I plan to make bricks vanish by arranging them in a straight line wall-to-wall in my house.