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MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections

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MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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The eccentric former tech CEO famous for his anti-aging efforts compared his nocturnal erections to his 19-year-old son’s.
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    These erections are rigged!

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      You meant to say “ligged”, right?

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        I’m saying someone may have toyed with the erection results.

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          Erectioneering, you say?

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          Diddling erection results is dangerous

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