Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
That’s what my gym teacher says, at least
DIY was never so sexy!!
Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
That’s not fun at all.
Ancient dildo
Let me know if your mom wants it back
HEYO!
See a doctor
Nah, just needs a gold needle.
(Final Fantasy reference)
If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.
Now this is the content I come to the Internet for
Penis? No, it’s a, a bicep…
Mildy pizza-cutter
That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D
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I’ll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
If your penis was 2D, sure.
Mine is 2D.
2” D
I desperately want that rock
I’ve got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you
Username doesn’t check out.
Take out the e in mile and that’s more realistic
I’ll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao
Hey, a hockey st-COCK-…-ITS GOT BALLS-…corvid.jay.jpg
Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
This is petrified dino dong.
A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.
Do it.
