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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago

Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no future in which he will be able to use them.

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Not true. https://www.fool.com/investing/2024/07/05/average-stock-market-return-democrat-republican-pr/

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