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In the “Beaverton headlines I wish were real” category, I present the January 2025 winner.
Welp, I definitely ate the Onion with this one. Reality is so fucking bonkers at this point that it’s hard to tell what’s satire and what isn’t.
Traitorous POS.
I know people should know better but there should be a rule (or a bot that enforces this) about adding [SATIRE] before these kinds of posts
It shows the URL, which is clearly a satire based website.
And yet, it’s not enough
It is for those of us that aren’t living under a rock.
Yes… of course
I’m sure she’d feel right at home in Florida.