I am on the shitter instead of the shower. So, sorry if I babble crap. But imagine something like GitHub but for the purpose of restructuring society.

  • Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtfOP
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    12 hours ago

    No just one Kevin. If you have more than one to hate on its antikevinism and that’s just racism without the extra steps.

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      11 hours ago

      The utopia would spread across the entire globe filling every space humanity chose to live, like pouring proprietary cake mix into a fun shaped cake tin made with universal uniqueness to show your love, so a single Kevin would be overworked. He would need to be scaled up as the revolution proceeded. Even Lenin understood this, its why he had that kid with Yoko.

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        9 hours ago

        A Kevin just needs to exist as a funnel for our negative emotions. Just knowing that Kevin exists makes my skin boil. Two Kevin’s would be a reason for war and we don’t do that anymore.

        Kevin can sit in chair at an undisclosed location. He gets a VHS of the Buffy the Vampire slayer episode were her mom dies and two bags of dates per day.

        I once read on the internet that a dates only diet might be sufficient to nurture you.

        Two Kevin’s or even more would be morally complicated.