>Thirsty
>Try to take sip from giant thermos, but it’s empty
>“I’ll go refill it in a minute”
>Half an hour passes
>Thirsty
>Try to take sip from giant thermos, but it’s still empty
>“I’ll go refill it in a minute”
>Hours pass, the cycle keeps repeating itself
>Dehydrated, hungry, bladder about to explode
>Get up, use bathroom, get water, eat a random assortment of items from the fridge
>Sit back down at computer
>Thirsty
>No thermos
>Thirsty
>Try to take sip from giant thermos, but it’s empty
>“I’ll go refill it in a minute”
>Half an hour passes
>Thirsty
>Try to take sip from giant thermos, but it’s still empty
>“I’ll go refill it in a minute”
>Hours pass, the cycle keeps repeating itself
>Dehydrated, hungry, bladder about to explode
>Get up, use bathroom, get water, eat a random assortment of items from the fridge
>Sit back down at computer
>Thirsty
>No thermos
There’s usually still a drop of water in the empty thermos, just that it shrinks by an order of magnitude after every extra sip.