cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoCome and take it!vegantheoryclub.orgimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1441cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-214 hours agoWhy is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked? “Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war. “If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers. I fucking hate Spartans.
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 hours agoYer mom is a spartan. There, I’m done!
Why is every famous spartan pithy line something they said before they got their shit rocked?
“Come and take them” ok. Then all the Spartans die and all of their allies while the Athenians are destroying fleets and winning the war.
“If” ok, the Macedonians fucking rock you and pillage your land you useless slavers.
I fucking hate Spartans.
Yer mom is a spartan.
There, I’m done!
Go back to Athens!!!