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minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoThat’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours ago“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoHe actually belonged to your mum
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
I prey you stay safe!
“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
He actually belonged to your mum