themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoPragearnantlemmy.worldimagemessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up1607
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minus-squareDalvoron@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up62·1 day agoI was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day agoIt’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
minus-squareJoeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoA part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoOn the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
minus-squareudon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoOn the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!