What about when you are running a red left turn light on an 80kph divided highway and a driver sounds their horn to warn you that you’re about to (1) commit a finable traffic infraction and (2) risk your life and the lives of oncoming drivers and passengers?

The answer is to moon the person warning you, flip them off, and cause right-of-way traffic to dangerously brake to let you proceed.

In other words: be a cyclist douchebag. Let the down-voting begin.

Next time I’ll just photograph the skid marks, debris field, and still-warm corpse. Bare-assed, with a defiant middle finger extended.

Yea, fuck cars.