• spader312@lemmy.world
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      You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills

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      Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

      Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!

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        Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?

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          Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh