memestoanend@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 8 days agoThings more likely to kill you than a sharklemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1803
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minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·8 days agoMy sister just got me a right handed spatula for Xmas. Am I in danger?
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·8 days agoShe is trying to kill you, call the cops
minus-squareSoup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·8 days agoDanger? You’re already dead, you just don’t know it yet.
minus-squarecoyootje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoI can’t believe there’s that many deaths on a yearly basis because of that. I’m a leftie but I’ve never had any issues with tools except scissors. Guess I gotta be careful with those from now on.
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 days agoI suspect it isn’t a real statistic. If it is though I’m guessing things like safety shutoffs being in weird locations for lefties being a culprit
minus-squareFrog@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoI want to see the stat of right-handers dying from using right-handed equipment. Removing people with only one hand from the stat, I’m going to guess by percentage it’s pretty close. Most left-handers I know adapted really well in this right-handed world.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoJust don’t try to use a right handed jackhammer
My sister just got me a right handed spatula for Xmas. Am I in danger?
She is trying to kill you, call the cops
Danger? You’re already dead, you just don’t know it yet.
I can’t believe there’s that many deaths on a yearly basis because of that. I’m a leftie but I’ve never had any issues with tools except scissors. Guess I gotta be careful with those from now on.
I suspect it isn’t a real statistic. If it is though I’m guessing things like safety shutoffs being in weird locations for lefties being a culprit
Snopes says it is unproven.
I want to see the stat of right-handers dying from using right-handed equipment.
Removing people with only one hand from the stat, I’m going to guess by percentage it’s pretty close.
Most left-handers I know adapted really well in this right-handed world.
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I am now scared of you.
Just don’t try to use a right handed jackhammer