The proper way to cook billionaire is via rotisserie over an open flame. Don’t power the rotisserie through a simple motor. Rather, have the spit be turned by human power. Specifically, the labor of another billionaire. Cook one billionaire and force another to walk a giant hamster wheel to turn the spit. The one on the tread wheel today goes on the spit tomorrow.
My parents are pretty left wing but they’re definitely in the “killing CEOs bad” crowd.
While I’m here coming up with recipes for when we finally get to eat the rich
The proper way to cook billionaire is via rotisserie over an open flame. Don’t power the rotisserie through a simple motor. Rather, have the spit be turned by human power. Specifically, the labor of another billionaire. Cook one billionaire and force another to walk a giant hamster wheel to turn the spit. The one on the tread wheel today goes on the spit tomorrow.