cm0002@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoChristmas pranksters of Lemmy, what are your "joke" gifts this year?message-squaremessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1100file-text
arrow-up1100message-squareChristmas pranksters of Lemmy, what are your "joke" gifts this year?cm0002@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
I have my brother’s gift buried in a russian nesting doll of boxes, wrapping paper, memes and scotch tape lol
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days ago Got my dad a bunch of Japanese woodworking tools for Christmas, in the interest of getting him to commit to a retirement hobby im a staunch atheist im wrapping two of the saws together in the shape of a crucifix and I’m going to talk about having found the good word of our lord jebus cripes
minus-squareComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoAtheist try not to tell others challenge, impossible
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 days agoI got a LOTR trilogy-length reel of memory flashbacks throughout my life of the religious telling me I need to repent or go to hell. Don’t start with your bullshit.
minus-squareComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoDid not ask nor mention Christianity. Thanks for showing me whose block worthy
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoWho said Christianity? I was including the Muslim dude proselytizing to me last month while all I wanted was a taco at the taco truck. Lmao What a near-sighted victim. Block away, please. The less of you the better.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-22 days agoIt was relevant to the joke present and therefore on topic.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoSomeone tag the vegan atheist Lemming who uses Arch, btw.
Atheist try not to tell others challenge, impossible
I got a LOTR trilogy-length reel of memory flashbacks throughout my life of the religious telling me I need to repent or go to hell. Don’t start with your bullshit.
Did not ask nor mention Christianity. Thanks for showing me whose block worthy
Who said Christianity? I was including the Muslim dude proselytizing to me last month while all I wanted was a taco at the taco truck. Lmao
What a near-sighted victim. Block away, please. The less of you the better.
It was relevant to the joke present and therefore on topic.
Someone tag the vegan atheist Lemming who uses Arch, btw.