• ApeNo1@lemm.ee
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    19 hours ago

    End of year performance review.

    “We think your performance this year has been ok. Not great, not bad, just ok. We can’t justify a bonus for you this year with senior management.”

    “But I am always the last one out every night and have been nearly all year.”

    “Really, I wouldn’t know. I never stick around that late. Now that reminds me, there were those two days last month where you were seen leaving early. We don’t appreciate that lack of work ethic at this company.”

    “It was because I had stayed back late the previous days!”

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      4 hours ago

      I volunteered to take on work at the office while everyone else went to WFH during the lockdowns. I was buying, repairing, and otherwise issuing equipment to people and shipping it to them. Thousands of pieces of gear for thousands of employees. I’m IT so naturally if it used electricity it was our business (and sometimes even if it didn’t), and that meant I was handling everything from monitor stands to standing desks to computers. I handled all of it, repaired tons of equipment, saved us 10s of thousands (likely more than my own salary)…

      Performance review: satisfactory.

      And with that I switched to WFH. Fuck em.

    • Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.ml
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      15 hours ago

      Absolute truth! Your boss will forget the dozen days you stayed after hours, the first time you come in late.

      Happened to me, didn’t matter to him that 75% of the time I worked through my lunch, didnt matter that 3-4 times per month I either came in early or stayed late to finish up a task.

      One day, I came in 20 minutes late, got called in later that week by my manager to, “talk about my tardiness issue.”

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      19 hours ago

      They were never going to justify a bonus anyway. They just want you to feel like it’s your fault.

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      18 hours ago

      I’ve had a version of this scenario happen twice. The last time, when I literally closed double the tickets of the next person down, I was only just doing what was expected of me.