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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    …(Homeowner) Luke says he refused to sign the delivery forms after it was suggested he cut off his bannisters…

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    https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/delivery-men-really-need-a-lesson-from-ross-to-pivot-sofa-up-staircase-18173094/

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      That customer sounds insufferable. Might well be the fault of the company but him going on about how much his house cost (and the sofa) makes him sound like a right tosspot.

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        It’s not much of a brag, he probably doesn’t have any cash for repairs.

        Also they approached the staircase wrong, you put the top side down so that you can cup around obstacles.

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          I would guess, homeowner Luke is ok moneywise. If that couples photo on the website is his home… a brief analysis… correlation of christmas tree and miniskirt suggest an indoor temp of +72’F; an animal skin rug is under the dinning table (expensive choice); and the couple are likely childless (displayed book titled “Creatures With Cocks”).

          That’s on a assumption it is his home. Still, how and why Mr. Luke resorted to get the delivery guy to heave-ho-ing; it comically should’ve never come to that.

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            I guess his wife does look out of his league, you might be right

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            Or they could be up to their eyeballs in debt and any small expense sends them into credit card debt. That’s sadly quite common…

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              I wasn’t going to say house -poor…

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