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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 months ago

A hobbit diet can't do this

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A hobbit diet can't do this

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Albbi@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    Ok yeah, but 2020-2024 took like 10 years. I bet he finally has aged now.

    • vinnymac@lemmy.world
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      Paparazzi snapped this photo of him just yesterday after a cocaine binge Old Frodo

    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      Idk about you, but 2020 itself was a decade.

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      That’s how the ring works. The first 20 years, you don’t age. After the next four, BAM Gollum.

      • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        So the ring turns you Asian?

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          If LotR was written by JK Rowling, prolonged exposure to the ring would turn you black. Gollum would be a minstrel show stereotype.

  • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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    His sideburns are receding, though.

  • snazzles@lemm.ee
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    He did say he stole the ring after shooting

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    It’s the butthole tasing that keeps him young. Same for Ryan Reynolds.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    No, Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the ring.
    It was Gollum that done did the deed!

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    7 months ago

    A good wig makes all the difference.

  • Rekonok@sh.itjust.works
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    The left pict was taken in Valinor with different light set

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