MANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a pug named Mabel to give birth to a British man Monday. “It appears that excessive pug inbreeding has resulted in this human male with visibly English traits, a sickly appearance, and a dour demeanor,” said veterinarian Jenna Masterson, […]
checks notes on which country just elected a fascist to President-for-life
Maybe go a little further back in those notes on what country is responsible for at least 75% of the problems in the modern world…
If you’re actually American and you’re suggesting that it’s Britain - leaving the US less than 25% of blame for everything - that’s a breathtakingly unexpected level of humility. Well done!
I don’t think we can pin the whole Empire on Barry, 63 though.