edit: shortened thoughts

If I get 50 up/downvotes then 500 people of all different walks of life read this, since only the distribution’s tails vote. If that’s 5-10% at each tail, then the 80-90% who thought the post or comment was mild have seen it and have not spoken.

If I leave it in the showerthoughts queue for ten days, then future people will see it too. Maybe they’re from a year away!

Idk. Just sonder

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 days ago

    OP hangs up the showerhead. The remaining water pours down their wrinkly body. “How long have I been showering? It must have been hours.” Still stirred up by thoughts about shower thoughts they sit down and start to type…

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    Like when you tell someone you can always see your own nose (look at it), I’ve been forced to remember I’m not the main character. Hi person somewhere out there c:

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      Actually, you’re the main character. I’m out of render distance and am only visible by coordinate pointer and randomized text messages :>

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        Just be happy you’re in my star system. Aliens haven’t gotten a simulation tick in almost a decade.

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    It feels eerily similar to leaving the house and never having a reason to actually talk to anyone (that’s also me living on the edge of Nowhere).

    Slightly better chances here I guess. I’d say it feels more sparse here but I guess thinking back other platforms either had similar results or other issues.

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    Current world population is 8 billion. 1000/8000000000 is ~ 1.25*10^-7
    So if whole population was a meter, those 1000 people would be smaller than red blood cell

    If whole population was a trip around the equator (12756 km), those 1000 people would be ~1.6m

    It would be hard to maintain meaningful relations with 1000 people so it feels like a big reach. But on the global scale, that 1000 people is like a drop in the ocean

    I think your shitposting is fine