1. 📰 DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (direct link) (👍1730 👎34)

from The Onion (!theonion@midwest.social)

DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This

The Democratic National Committee announced they plan to learn nothing from their embarrassing loss to President-elect Donald Trump. “The most important takeaway from all of this is that we have to stay the course. In 2028 we plan to put forward the most disliked candidate yet, maybe we will skip it altogether,” said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. 🖋️🤖

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2. 📰 Marjorie Taylor Greene Suggests Releasing All Ethics Reports, Not Just Gaetz’s: "If We’re Going to Dance, Let’s All Dance In The Sunlight’ (direct link) (👍1064 👎16)

from Not The Onion (!nottheonion@lemmy.world)

Marjorie Taylor Greene Suggests Releasing All Ethics Reports, Not Just Gaetz’s: "If We’re Going to Dance, Let’s All Dance In The Sunlight’

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene suggested releasing all such investigations against members of her own party. “If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see,” she said. 🖋️🤖

Posted by fossilesque

3. 📰 Costco forced to recall 80,000 lbs of butter – because the label fails to mention it contains milk (direct link) (👍405 👎10)

from Offbeat (!offbeat@lemmy.ca)

Costco forced to recall 80,000 lbs of butter – because the label fails to mention it contains milk

Costco and its customers are being forced to dispose of nearly 80,000 lbs of butter because a label on the product bizarrely doesn’t state it contains milk. The Food and Drug Administration recalled 79,200 lbs of Kirkland Signature butter - a dairy product made by churning milk or cream - due to an undeclared allergen. 🖋️🤖

Posted by TheWaterGod

4. 🖼️ InfoWars (direct link) (👍369 👎4)

from Not the Onion (!nottheonion@lemmy.ml)

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5. 📰 Florida inmate compares herself to ‘Virgin Mary’ after getting pregnant from saran-wrapped semen tossed into air vent by fellow prisoner (direct link) (👍259 👎6)

from And Finally… (!andfinally@feddit.uk)

Florida Inmate Compares Herself to ‘Virgin Mary’ After Getting Pregnant from Saran-Wrapped Semen Tossed Into Air Vent By Fellow Prisoner

Daisy Link, 29, met Joan Depaz, 24, in a Florida prison cell. The two began a relationship and Link fell pregnant with Depaz’ child. The baby was born on Jun. 19 and is now living with her mother. Depaz sent Link his own semen wrapped in Saran Wrap. 🖋️🤖

Posted by Emperor

6. 📰 HOA Tows Cars With Expired Tags Out Of Private Driveways (direct link) (👍213 👎2)

from Weird News - Things that make you go ‘hmmm’ (!weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan)

HOA Tows Cars With Expired Tags Out Of Private Driveways

“My registration was out of date by a month,” Wells said. Shaw confronted the driver. “You need to drop it,” Shaw told the driver. The driver fired back saying there would be a $75 drop fee. Shaw said hell no of course and that’s when the driver threatened to call the cops. When he said he didn’t have it, the sheriff told the driver he had no business being there. You will be prosecuted,” a deputy told the tow truck driver. 🖊️️🤖

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7. 📰 Fox’s Jesse Watters Says His Liberal Mom Didn’t Invite Him to Thanksgiving: ‘She Said It Was a Scheduling Situation’ (direct link) (👍56 👎3)

from SERIOUS NEWS ONLY (!seriousnews@lemmy.world)

Fox’s Jesse Watters Says His Liberal Mom Didn’t Invite Him to Thanksgiving: ‘She Said It Was a Scheduling Situation’

Fox News host Jesse Watters claimed on Monday he was not invited to his mother’s house for Thanksgiving as “there wasn’t enough room.” I’ll have you know that I was not invited to my mother’s house for Thanksgiving. Apparently, there wasn’t enough room. “Trump kept one dangerous woman out of the White House, and he can do it again.” Watch above via Fox News. 🖊️️🤖

Posted by jeffw

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📰 Ghana’s masked presidential candidate adds sense of mystery to election (direct link), posted in Strange Times (👍126 👎1)

Ghana’s masked presidential candidate adds sense of mystery to election

They started to appear last month in Accra, Kumasi, Cape Coast, Takoradi, Ho and Tamale, according to Semafor But so far, few details have emerged This is a reference to a recent BBC story, which said that Bediako had been ordered to remove two imported pet tigers living at his home in Accra The beginning of a third political force And the campaign will also have to compete with Movement of Change, a political group founded by Alan Kyerematen, a former trade minister who left the ruling NPP 🖊️️🤖

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