I’m 99.99% positive Elon Musk is made of cake. I will stake my reputation on this.

If people aren’t careful - and they sure as fucking hell aren’t - after their little cathartic bloodlust fling they’ll end up under the boot of another Robespierre, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, the Gang Of Four, Enver Hoxa, Ceausescu, Hitler, Mussolini, ayatollah, putin… the list goes on, and on, and on, and on…

It’s amazing that the French are stereotyped as surrendering, but everytime something that they don’t like happens, they shut the country down. I wish we were more like them.

“Cut the cake”. I like it.

I’m a little concerned with my mental health that I read that in Mikey Day’s voice, and then imagined this as a Netflix special.