ArtificialLink@lemy.lol to memes@lemmy.world · 4 个月前Statue Facts Nobody Asked Forlemy.lolexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up11.04Kcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up11.04Kexternal-linkStatue Facts Nobody Asked Forlemy.lolArtificialLink@lemy.lol to memes@lemmy.world · 4 个月前message-square95fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up156·4 个月前Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching. For example: “Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic “Adam and Eve”, Monaco Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
minus-squareResand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 个月前Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up26·4 个月前That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 个月前Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 个月前Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue? I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
minus-squareannHowe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 个月前He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
minus-squareFaresh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 个月前People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 个月前Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though? What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前I’m sure there are a few. I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
I’m sure there are a few.
I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.