• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      6 days ago

      No, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets.

      You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.

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          5 days ago

          You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

          I’m not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷