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HOME FROM LAST LATE SHIFT FOR 2 MONTHS WOOOOOOOO 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Funny fuck up tonight. I was speaking to a client and had to put them on hold for a couple minutes to get help. I got the help, then called the client back. They didn’t answer so I left a voicemail. 5 minutes later when I’m finished with the file, I noticed they’re still on hold to me. I’d left them a voicemail while they were on hold to me. At least they thought it was funny when I said “so this is going to seem a bit silly, but I’ve just left you a voicemail”…So, like, I don’t shave my legs. I just don’t care, even though the hair is dark and noticeable. I went to the shops in a sundress, and some middle ages white dude looked me up and down, saw my legs and made a very directed “UGH” at me.
Now I’m hot, I’m sweaty, I’m tired. So I whipped around and half yelled “ugh look at yourself you fat fuck!”
I’m in Brunswick, fuck off c-nt
Felt fucking good and I’m still not gonna shave lol
Positive COVID test, woop woop. It’s times like these I think it would be nice to have a pool.
My sister dropped off some cookies but I cannot taste them.
Oh no. Feel free to vent. It’s your right when you have covid. Speedy recovery 💜
Thank you 💜
Omg noooooo 😭 I hope you feel better soon and it isn’t too bad!! I know you know, but remember to drink heaps of water and rest, it can really knock you out and drain your body’s resources
Sending you good vibes, my love, and wishing you a swift recovery.
Thank you 💜
Ugh. My condolences.
Thank you, I will survive hehe
Ah fuck that really sucks. Sorry to hear it ❤️
noo, take care, lots and lots of rest
The worst timing! Look after yourself, get lots of rest and get well soon…
Oh no. Take care.
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Oh bugger. :(
Get plenty of rest and I hope you get better and get your sense of taste back again soon.
Cheers!
Sorry Low, may you have a speedy recovery!
Thanks, Baku!
Oh no, hoping for a quick recovery for you.
Ordered a pizza because why the fuck not. It’s been a hell of a day ☹️
You’ve reminded me I haven’t treated myself to my post-move pizza! Might have some tomorrow night. Sussing out the local joints… found one that piques my interest. Ain’t paying $8 for delivery if I can nip out and get it in 3 minutes though
I’m embarrassed to admit how much I paid for a wood oven pizza to be delivered.
Its a special treat lol
Worth it!
Treat yo self
Why not?
Hope it’s yummy!
Oh, snap
I would LOVE some insulation in my roof right now. I live on the top floor and the flat roof is a fucking oven for my place 😭 even with the aircon on.
All my quiz assessments are done. I have three pracs I need to catch up on 😭 I can do it I can do it
Ughhhhhh
S 👏 P👏 U👏 D
Goooo Spud!!
Thank youuuuu! 🙌🏼 I need the motivation from the lovely people here haha and you are so sweet for encouraging me! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
You got this!!! The sun is going down, hopefully the air-conditioning wins the battle against the heat soon. I agree with Gibson’s human, bribe yoself
Thank you! I hope it cools down in here too as the sun sets!
Yessss bribe myself with chocolate and fat steak 😂
I like to bribe myself lol
If I do X then I get Y as a reward
I’m gonna have to! My brain is still mush but the reward pathways are firing 😂
Can always rely on those pathways lol
You can do it. 👍👍👍
Thank you 🙌🏼
You can do it!!! Thinking cool thoughts
💜💜💜 thank you!!! You’re the best!!! 😭💜🙌🏼
YOU CAN DO IT!
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💜💜💜
Thank you! It means so much to me!
Dog sits beside me. I turn on the microphone. Dog runs away. I’ve been shamed.
He’s just jealous.
Lol
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I swear those eyes said “noooooo”.
Sometimes I want to reach through my monitor and strangle the client.
Time for some r&r
“Ah, I think I understand the problem with your device. For our next troubleshooting step please pick up your mouse. Now just wrap that around your neck ever so gently… I understand it sounds silly but we’re trying to align your bodies electrical field with your device to restore functionality… great, that’s done? Now grab both ends of the cable, either side of your neck, and just pull as hard as you can. You might find it difficult to speak for this bit but don’t worry. Also black dots appearing in your vision is perfectly normal… great… keep pulling…”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you I needed that!
😂😂😂
It’s only 9:30, but I’m going to bed. Nigh nighs
Oh that was a shite week full of shitefulness but it’s DONE. Got some important stuff out the door today and I pre-booked myself a ticket to an art show tonight so I wouldn’t just flop. Out I go 🌟
Gonna line up a swim tomorrow too. Have booked a car for chores and am aiming to be inside in time for cricket snooozes
Go you! Have fun!!
I did. I have saved all year and I bought some cool art. And this dude
Title
Aw yeah! You smashed it Old Greg! Fantastic work! You deserve this night out AND the swim and all the great things! I’m proud of you for pulling through!
Edit: I know I’ve said it before but i love your username, always hear Noel Fielding as Old Greg.
“I have a mangina!”
That is 100% what it is (and in the old place it made people think I was a he and not a non committed she/they so it felt safer…) but mainly Noel.
Interesting story - he was on a talk show once and told this story about camping at Glastonbury and it was dead quiet at 3 am and he heard someone cry “I’m old greeeeeg” and he knew he made it.
Ahhahahahahhahaha
Omg I have not heard that story!! Holy shit!
Also yeah I get that! I was studchud on the other place so people didn’t ping I’m she/they lol. I mean towards the end it didn’t matter to me, but when I joined in 2014, it was extremely male-dominated.
What a bloody bonza day! Beautiful weather!
Had some pizza for lunch, then scored a free frozen coke off HJs, and I am absolutely loving this toasty weather. Takes a couple hours to acclimate, and gotta watch the water intake, but I am absolutely in my zone today!
I agree. I like the warm and don’t even mind if I’m doing work outside. Feels alive to be challenged by the environment. 🙂
Weather - the one thing humans want to control more than power and money
Ted is on a diet. If he hasn’t lost weight by his next vet visit in 3 months I am in trouble.
Ted is now attacking my bum again because he is cranky for dinner. I am going to need bum armour.
I suggest a culet
Buns of steel.
that looks quite kinky 🫥
Booty armour
Poor bumbiter. Does he like vegetables? Maybe some of those mixed in might help feel fuller for longer
Beers, whiskey and weed.
Happy Friday you beautiful people
Right there with you minus the alcohol 😂
Yes girl!!!
I’ve been puffin all day (kids at school and day off). Couple of vape hits now are taking me to outer space.
The alcohol is a nice a grounder.
Enjoy your night 😁
You know what they say… grass then beer you’re in the clear, beer then grass you’re on yo arse.
I learnt that after ice cream pizza as a youngen the hard way.
My tolerance allows me to change the order.
Definitely it was grass first though.
I’m seasoned, doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
Speaking words of wisdom mate
☘️🔥🙌🏼
Cheers!
Chin-chin
Cheers 🍺
Onya
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I’m so grateful I have aircon. Hope everyone can sleep ok in tonight’s heat.
Boob sweat
