• stinky@redlemmy.com
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    1 month ago

    Got a random sunflower from “mixed flower seeds” in year 1 and gave it to Haley. She had a meltdown in front of everyone and now I’m reconsidering dating Harvey.

    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      Ask your doctor if Leah is right for you. She’s cute, artistic, fucks by the lake, and never turns down a good salad.