• Letstakealook@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.

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        1 month ago

        Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.

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            1 month ago

            You can actually eat the individuals that have not yet emerged from the ground. They look like eggs and are pretty weird/soft in touch. If you slice them really thin and fry them, they are delicious. In German they are also called “witch eggs” (Disclaimer: I’m living in Germany and it might be different for the stinkhorns elsewhere.)

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          1 month ago

          What’s the best way to prepare them to keep the semen flavor? Asking for a friend.