The hyperbolic headlines will continue until the subscriber numbers increase.

Leon’s an immigrant. Trump wanna get him out, will cut expenses in half doing so.

Did Elon just learn first hand about leopards? What a shame.

There can only be one.

Can’t wait for Elon to start calling Trump a pedo cuz his fee-fees got hurt. Also, did Elon lose his sense of smell? How can he stand to be around Trump that much?

Elon is the nerd kid that got invited to sit with the cool kids, but only because they wanted them to do their homework for them.

Now the homework is handed in and the Elon is still hanging around them and sitting at their table because he has no idea they were using him.

He won’t get the hints that they despise him untill one of them turns to his face and openly says “fuck off nerd, we never liked you”

“Elon won’t go home. I can’t get rid of him,” Trump said Wednesday. “Until I don’t like him.”

The world’s richest man has reportedly spent “nearly every single day” of the last week at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate …

“Everyone laughed,” said O’Donnell. “They laughed that uncomfortable laugh. But they laugh when Donald Trump makes a joke about someone on his team, a joke that everyone knows is true, a joke that paints that person as pathetic, as Donald Trump’s personal sense of superiority demands that he do.”

not going to lie. i thought that the relationship would last a bit longer. still would flame out the moment trump first saw a “president musk” joke thou

He can’t be humiliated, he has no capacity for shame.

Bunch of weirdoes being weird.

Millionaire tuna, meet billionaire shark. I’m sure you’ll get along just fine inside that tank.