This meme is not a meme, but a real news from Italy 🤦♂️
Were there even any passengers on it at that point
The Japanese, operating the Shinkansen, would commit Seppuku.
And Trenitalia blamed the passengers, because many of them received a warning SMS but didn’t drastically change their plans to adapt to the train’s new schedule!
Trenitalia is pure gold!
Anyone from a country with Arriva gets this.
What’s Arriva?
Privatized public transit:
Ma cuanto mi manca Italia…
How to cover up leaving 10 minutes late!
Fascists: “At least under Mussolini the trains ran on time!”
Italy under (fascist) Meloni:
The trains did not in fact run on time.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/loco-motive/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-15/stop-saying-mussolini-made-the-trains-run-on-time
Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃
Deutsche Bahn has an evil brother.
The German government should retake full control and bring back Deutsche Bundesbahn. Deutsche Bahn AG is a fucking failure.
deutsche bahn would still be late
DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad 👉🏻👈🏻
This would be better suited for /c/nottheonion
they just wanted to save everyone the embarassment of being -40 minutes late to work