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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

This isn’t it.

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This isn’t it.

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.

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      I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.

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        I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn’t make me laugh out loud.

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        I like your style!

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      Removed by mod

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        That’s what happens when you go to a stake house for a steak: you get shafted.

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          That joke was well done

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            Rare to see on this medium.

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            It’s rare to see one that good.

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          Extra insulting when you have to get the manger over. Even babies know the difference between a strip steak and a ribeye

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          Removed by mod

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      Just walk into a Chuck E Cheese and you should have a few things that apply.

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        Are they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?

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