What in the everloving fuck do you Americans do to your pizzas that makes them be so greasy that you can wipe it off???
Cheese.
And greasy pepperoni
If you cook the meats you’re going to use a little bit prior to putting them on the whole pie before going in the oven, there’s a lot less grease from it.
buy them from gas stations.
I remove the grease so I don’t shit myself crazy style, not to lose weight
It’s the last 0.5% of the grease that gets you.
Crafty bastards, let me tell ya
If we’re talking that shitty highschool cafeteria pizza, I swear doing this made it taste better.
To hell with calories or fitness or any of that crap - it’s the noms that matter.
There’s a pizza chain by me that is, imho, so greasy as to be inedible without soaking off half the grease… and yet it exists… people pay money for it. They haven’t gone out of business.
So at least it’s not just shitty school food I guess…? 😒
Ah, the Ulililia diet
