Carol of the Hells

We are the Hells, first word is Bell’s
New thing today, spells gone away
Danger around, hunting us down
Night into morn, Ruidus born
Seeming to be part of the key
for ending of Exandria.
Why is it us? Who’s Ludinus?
More than a fey, what’s Fearne today?
Chetney and wood fighting for good
Orym, I mean, total ‘short king’
Exandria’s flat. Meet my dead rat.
Meeting the gods. What are the odds?
Merry, merry, merry, merry Critmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Critmas
Fucks up with that? I’m not a cat
Alarm is set. Is it Thursday yet?
What Was Once the Robit F.C.G.

(Once in Royal David’s City)

What was once the robit F.C.G.
Now are scraps and part of their head
“It’s okay, my friends have saved me.”
Last words 'fore their eyes turned red

Plank King Kingsley (Good King Wenceslas)

Kingsly the Plank King looked down
at his feets uneven
then his trouser pants fell down
and his butt was steamin’

All the people laughed and cried
at his but a-steamin’.
When he tried to pull them up
he slipped and fell
On. His. Butt.