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Heh. Asstronomers.
eh. As no mer s: H-eh. As-stro-no-me-r-s.
Am I doing it right?
Maybe it just got a kiss from Neptune
Is that the Roman version of Poseidon’s kiss?
Wet, I can understand. But cold?
Ever driven 45 minutes home after bottoming? It get pretty cold before you get to a shower
Things I never realized being a straight man
Let me help every woman you’ll sleep with going forward, then. Don’t just jizz on the bed when you pull out. It also gets cold, but now it’s where you need to sleep. Lol.
Also don’t get it in their hair, it’s a bitch to get out if it dries. Invest in a daily glass of pineapple juice, though, and you probably won’t have to worry about it where to end. They won’t mind swallowing so much
Lmao. I’m an old man with a kid and a committed GF. We always have something to take care of it. But thanks for the PSA.
It is pretty close to where the sun doesn’t shine.
maybe it’s a windy day
Shouldn’t they be looking at the night sky, though?
not my anus
And that’s to say nothing of Uranus’ moons, of which there are nearly 30.
Damn. Surprised that many can last that long and not destroy each other.
The gas Giants are huge, like really really huge. Jupiter and Saturn have more than that. The rings from Saturn are probably from moons, but not necessarily colliding, but getting close enough to the planet to reach the Roche Limit.
These moons will destroy uranus
thats very poor choice of words
thats very
poorexcellent choice of wordsThey knew what they were doing
there was a poll among astronomers whether they should rename uranus, and they almost unanimously decided to keep it that way because it got funding just due to giggles.
In Futurama, they renamed it to Urectum :)
Yeah, I felt it
Nah that’s my wife, carry on
get it? because it sounds like your anus pfhdtfht
