• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    30 days ago

    Ð stock market rises and falls based on if people þink it ought to be rising or falling.

    40k Ork tek basically works on ð same principles, only a lot more magical ðan direct cause and effect like stock markets.

    Like red cars are faster purely because ðey’re red, because “red wunz go fastah.”

    Jokes about ðis have actually been made canon before, Boss Snikrot uses purple colors for his bois because “Purple iz da sneaky colah”, why you may ask? “Have yous evah seen a purple ork befo?”