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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago

Brazilian Wandering Spider

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    The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

    Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

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      The good news is you get a four hour erection.
      The bad news is that you die within two hours.

      • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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        Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

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    Alternative wording is gives you an erection for the rest of your life.

    • jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip
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      And even a few hours after that!

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    and then you die.

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count

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      Brazilian doctor: I’m sorry Sr. Joaquim. You only have 1 day left to live

      Sr. Joaquim: grabs boots and very big knife

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    That’s a challenging wank

    • chicolismo@programming.dev
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      I miss Sean…

      • dustycups@aussie.zone
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        Yeah.
        As a fellow baldish person I like to think I just have very vivid dreams.

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    You don’t want that spider bite: https://youtu.be/JN0VtHez9xI (12:35 SmarterEveryDay video)

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